Monday, September 10, 2012

Glass of Wine

I got this in and email and thought it too funny not to post on here....

A glass of wine 

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
 

And those who don't and are always
 
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
 

In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
 

Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
 

1 liter of water each day,
 

At the end of the year we would have absorbed
 

More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
 

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,
 

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
 

(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
 

Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
 

Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of $hit
..

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
 

I'm doing it as a public service

2 comments:

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Anonymous said...

This is hilarious...I copied it to fb.....hope you don't mind...Arnie

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